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Cast in super-stretchy silicone, easily and discreetly carried, and made to look wet, the Severed Neck Hat provides the ultimate concealment against the braindead and easily fooled. The walking dead aren't Mensa members, but they are hungry for one thing only: delicious living brains. Slip this hat onto your head and take your own brain off the menu.